Characters

Totally Naked Man

Totally Naked Man

Champion of Rose City. Totally Naked Man fights the good fight against crime and justice.

Extremely Conservative Woman

Extremely Conservative Woman

Superhero from Vantucky. ECW is tough on crime with her no-nonsense approach and Krav Maga training.

Antiman

Antiman

Dark avenging detective hero of Rose City.

Zetaman

Zetaman

Imposing in his blue and black gear, Zetaman supports his native city anyway he can.

The Yellow Skull

The Yellow Skull

Frustrated computer and graphic design teacher bent on chaos.

Vega Bond

Vega Bond

Mysterious underground crime boss of Rose City.

The Butler

The Butler

Alzheimer Fresco’s faithful, although begrudgingly, manservant.

Cronus

Cronus

The disposed leader of the Titans.

Beneficial Nematodes

The Beneficial Nematodes

A team of mutated worms who travel the country helping others.

iHero

Cellphone themed superhero from the Internet.

Ocular

Ocular

Mutant strongman with one eye.

Flap Adams

Flap Adams

Mutant flyer with an excessive amount of skin for wings.

Peacock

Peacock

Money grubbing mutant with purple hair.

The Android

The Android/Android Cop

Heroic mechanical hero.

Zeus

Zeus

Ruler of the Greek gods with a disturbing fondness for animals.

The Planet Sq'id

The Horseless Horse

A mythical creature with unlimited power who even the gods fear.

Hera

Hera

Wife of Zeus and hater of fools.

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Heavy Thumb

Super powered villain with the powers to generate Earthquakes.

Baby M

Baby M

Mutant man trapped in a baby’s body.

The Roach

The Roach

Slimy ne’er-do-well from the Internet.

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Parachute Girl

Partner to Parachute Man. Has a custom PikaPik backpack for a parachute.

Parachute Man

Parachute Man

Hero from Vantucky. Obsessed with wearing parachutes.

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Ms Max the Mighty Marvel

Hero of Maywood Park. Ms. Max is also a Yoga Instructor.

Aura

Aura

Greek god of a gentle breeze.

Delphin

Dephin

Greek god of dolphins.

Momus

Momus

Greek god of sarcasm.

Hades

Hades

Greek god of the underworld.

Shaggy

Shaggy

Hairy mutant man-beast.

Oatmeal

Oatmeal

Poor citizen mutated by an accident at a local brewery.

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