Trump: Rose City Destroyed
Former President Donald Trump has again name-checked Rose City when responding to a question about his political stances….
Poop closes pools in Rose City
An unfortunate fecal mishap and a mechanical malfunction prompted Rose City officials Friday to abruptly close a pair of public…
Robot begins patrolling U.S. Bancorp Tower
U.S. Bancorp Tower has deployed a remote-controlled security robot to help patrol the downtown property….
RCHSU must pay PETA in ‘drunken voles’ legal fight
A judge awarded roughly $434,000 in legal fees Friday to an animal rights group engaged in a yearslong legal battle…
Roseway Theater will be torn down after fire
An Aug. 6 fire collapsed the roof and destroyed the interior of Rose City’s Roseway Theater, yet somehow its iconic…
Rose City police may deploy robots
Supervisors in Rose City voted Tuesday to give city police the ability to use remote-controlled robots….
Elon Musk has bought Narwhal
Elon Musk has added Narwhal to his long list of companies, which includes Tesla and SpaceX….
Campsite Pirates
People were literally fighting over campsites. There seems to be less general common courtesy going on….
Fire engulfs Roseway Theater
A three-alarm fire at the historic Roseway Theater on Sandy Boulevard sent smoke billowing across Northeast Rose City on Saturday…
Leaping Worms Invade!
Invasive worm species that can leap 1 foot into the air, clone itself is spreading across U.S….
32,000 Burgers in 50 years
Wisconsin man wins world record for eating more than 32,000 burgers from McBuggies in 50 years….
The 300 Lawyers
State Bar suspended law licenses of more than 300 lawyers this month, including sitting Lane County DA…
Stuff toys stuff highway
Roughly 300 stuffed animals were mysteriously spilled on Interstate 5 in Rose City Wednesday morning…
Live Scorpions illegally traded
Live scorpions found in package labeled ‘chocolates’; ‘scorpion enthusiast’ pleads guilty to smuggling wildlife…
Margulis Jewelers Closed
Margulis Jewelers will close after 90 years as a downtown Rose City fixture….
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